Sordid attempts at creating the illusion of long hair

I used to have some mighty long hair. Then I cut it because I wanted to look like Sara Quin from Tegan and Sara. Then I wanted my long hair back, but I couldn't stand the hair-growing-out-of-hair-style phase so I kept cutting it. Then I was adamant that my hair was to grow long because I wanted to do a top knot like all the pretty girls in Melbourne. So that's where I am now.

My hair presently looks like this:



It's short, and in a weird/bad shape style-wise. BUT I can finally tie it up! And so now, all I've been doing is creating the illusion that I actually have long hair.

Observe:



Ta-da!

Yes, my blue steel is AMAZING.