Tuesday, December 8, 2009

So... you want a cheese burger?

Throughout high school, people have always been stunned by the amount of cuss words that escape my mouth. I'd talk about how fucking pissed I am to people, calling other people fuckers and there is always someone who will have a stunned face and say, "I find it so weird that you swear!" Well, I do and I think a lot of people do. It's just... somehow, I don't look like a cuss-er.

So because I apparently don't swear, people assume I can't handle heavy discussions about sex and all its bits. I was at a party on the weekend and two ladies I go to uni with were talking about oral sex and when I came over, one of them said to me, "I don't think you should listen to this". I asked why and she said that I looked too innocent to partake in this discussion.

She didn't mean it in a mean way at all. It was more like, "guys, let's stop talking about this because my 14 year-old sister is listening". I think it has something to do with me still living at home with limited freedom to sleep over anywhere. Plus I look about... 10. No, I look closer to 14 than 10, but you get my drift. I don't dress in the most cutting-edge of ways because my body type is not compatible with those trendier looks. Plus I have straight hair that more or less is the same every day, plus I wear glasses and get drunk easily.

I mean, I look like a fucking nerd.

Whatever. It's all good.

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